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crazydavepensi

when you lick thr cum

crazydavepensi penis

by brokkenmatter March 21, 2021

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Lardvan

When your overweight friend is being pissy and is wearing a white shirt and behaving particularily like a white motorized vehicle resembling a van.

Hey jan cool your fucking exhaust! you're acting like a Lardvan again!

by brokkenmatter December 17, 2022


trumpkin

when you give an orange man head while hes peeing on your mom and his last name is trump

im gave dad trumpkin last night

by brokkenmatter March 21, 2021

5👍 2👎


friedrichsdorf

The literal Mecca of kebabs.

This town is rumoured to be able to double your weight. The kebabs in this little german town are simply otherworldly and frankly belong in a museum. Its been rumoured to have the best smelling women on the planet according to the local analyist Casey. This town also holds the record for the largest population of white vans. This town is no longer accesbile by ryanair flights as the large city nearby frankfurt governed by Mr. Braulke has banned all flights from low quality comapnies. Friedrichsdorf is a real hidden gem if you consider yourself a hiking enthusiast as it offers some of the only hiking trails in the world lit up by glowing kebabs but watch out! your overweight child mild eat them!.

This town is truly special and is worth visiting and should be considered the 8th wonder of the world.

Hey are you going to germany soon?

yea im stopping in frankfurt and driving to friedrichsdorf

damn friedrichsdorf sounds cool!

it sure is

by brokkenmatter December 17, 2022


vantrum

When your overweight friend that looks and behaves like a van start getting angry and trying to fight
(tantrum for fat lards built like vans)

Woah calm down jan, dont throw another vantrum

by brokkenmatter December 17, 2022


Fraukebab

A kebab cooked up by my favorite Frau, commonly served in friedrichsdorf to little white boys built like vans.

Hallo mama!! I just rolled home from school! Is my Fraukebab ready ?? it is !! Im going to go play fortnite and eat my Fraukebab Danke mama!!

by brokkenmatter December 17, 2022


clumpkin

clumpkin is when you dig up a deceased grandparent from a graveyard and give them head

where are you going? "oh I'm going to go give grandpa some clumpkin, want to come?"

by brokkenmatter March 21, 2021

9👍 5👎