Brookside

Girl snack. Best flavor pomegranate acai. Gifted by wizards in the woods. Unites people. Perfect for wizards and people with whimsy. $8.99. Favorite food of mice. Found in the mouse's nightstand. If you give a mouse a cookie, you might get a brookside. Handcrafted by elves. Worldwide currency. Contains psychedelic properties. Will get you through college. Can be put in bubble tea as tapioca. Perfect dessert after instant chile ramen. Xoxo

person one: Have you seen the Brookside wizard?
person two: If you give a mouse a Brookside?