meercat

origin: Karl's Mum
also known as Tim-Own
an affinity for Other Persons Mothers (A.K.A. OPM)
Enjoys recreational activities such as rectum tunneling avec un thimble
and consuming Preserved Echinoderms (Crystalised Starfish)

Common greeting: Yo James, Mudder Fukker!
Team Broom feat. James includes the legendary Meercat known only in the tightest circles as Timown

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pricipality of small dinosaurs

a small island found near the outer regions of croyden A.K.A the middle outer labia medura. it in fact, contains no dinosaurs, of any size, the population consists of one very round and hairy sunflower called mr bailey, but mind out for the large puddles of fondue (cheese) littered around the principality

'I'm Off To The Principality of Small Dinosaurs For A Week Or Two, Any Advice?'
'Watch Out For the Steaming Puddles of MElted Cheese, It Could Possibly Be Smegma

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ladge

Definition: Ladging is when you call someone's name and when they look around to see who is calling them, you hide or just look in another direction.
Background: Just happened one day in an english lesson

Chris: OI JAMES!
James: WHAT!?
Chris: *Looks away* .....Ladge

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