the holy trinity

when you're really depressed about something and nothing you try to do can make you feel better, you...
-take a shot of the cheapest vodka locally available
-chase it with a shot of captain morgans
-chase THAT with a whole beer (preferably bought by someone really sketchy at a local gas station)

john: dude, my girlfriend dumped me today for my best friend.
creepy stranger: shit man that sucks, you want me to go into that arco and buy you some natty ice so you can get the holy trinity on tonight?

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