Cigarette

A Highly toxic, extremely addictive yellowy brown plant material rolled up in rice paper, Can (more often than not) or Cannot be Filtered, Smoking cuts 15-20 years off your life and smokers have more rates of infectious diseases than us non-smokers

smoking cigarettes kill people, they taste like shit, smell like shit and put nonsmokers from going into bars as we come out of the pubs smelling like a truckload of shit has been dumped on us.

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owsley

Potent fucking kick arse form of LSD

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J-HO

the biggest slutbag trendwhore after britney spears and christina aguleria there is.

J-ho likes to sing as though she is having a carrot shoved up her rectum

bitch, hoe, no talent ho, cucumber ass-fucked.

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beer

what we drink everyday after work, its gods gift to us mankind (on par with hemp)

4 quarts of double brown seems cool but 5 is always better.

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methamphetamine

a powdery drug used by Hick and ravers who wish to stay awake all night, also referred to as 'P'

oi - that dude back there is a 'P' junkie hes on the rampage.

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Bro

term describing best friend, cobber, homeboy etc etc

hey bro....lets go score s 50 bag

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wahine

An inter-island ferry built in 1966 which sank in a severe hurricane in wellington harbour on April 10. 1968, 51 people lost there lives, but miraculously 655 others onboard survived, the captain of that ship told a lot of bullshit about how the ship was going to be towed into port as it was only 5 minutes from its dock but it sank 7 hours later cos the tugs coming out to rescue it themselves almost tipped over in 35 metre waves.

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