Ian

The kind of guy that will set your entire house on fire if he gets bored.

I wanted to get out of her house because Ian was over there.

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Skinny Puppy

The best industrial band ever to grace the Earth.

Your lame rip-off band pales in comparison to skinny puppy.

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Paul Pierce

A conceited basketball player who thinks he's better than he actually is.

I liked him before he turned into a Paul Pierce.

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