flag pole

An anal retentive person; A person who has a pole up their ass.

My professor won't let you into the class, five minutes after class has started. He is such a flag pole.

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Green Flagged

A single person; On the dating market.

Tova: That guy is really hot.
Eliana: I believe he's green flagged.
Tova: Nice!

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Yellow flagged

Someone who is taken or dating someone.

Adomi: SO Tova... want to do something this week.
Eliana: She's yellow flagged!

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gadzoobied

Really cracked. Under the influence of substances such as drugs and/or alcohol.

Tova: How was the party?
Steiner: Oh man! I got so gadzoobied!
Tova: Sounds like you had fun!

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religious masturbator

1) People who think their needs spiritually and/or religiously are more important then others around them, especially those who might need their help.

2) People who are self-centered it when it comes to spirituality or religion.

3) Also called spiritual masterbation.

Erica: I asked the advisors to helped me do shmirah, but they were to busy doing kiddush to be bothered.

Tova: I wish they would stop with their religious masterbation for once to actually do their job!

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hotey

a headie word for hotel.

yo, brah, we're going to get a hotey and have a rager! you in?

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purple vagina

1) Similar to blue balls but for members of the female gender.

2) Sexual frustration.

Robin: Last night I was hooking up with a guy, and he gave me purple vagina, and then he refused to finish me off!

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