Ladies love fine jewelry, so I'm always happy to hook them up with some of my white gold.
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I love a chick who comes when I eat her out. I want them to shoot loads of woman juice.
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The penis. Hence, "to gobble the knob" (to perform oral sex on a male).
Dude, zip your pants back up, your knob is hanging out!
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1. Jimmy hat.
2. The foreskin of an uncircumcised male.
I put on a hat before I had sex with her. Fortunately, she didn't mind that my gentleman wears his hat indoors.
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Urine that is expelled during oral sex, from the recipients urethra into the mouth of or onto the face of the performer. May apply to persons of either gender.
I was eating my woman out the other night when she surprised me with some lemonade.
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Derogatory Mexican-Spanish term for a homosexual; the best English approximation is "faggot."
Ay, Pablo, you're such a joto!
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