astro-bastard

1. a person that you hate who is trying to do a trick or jump on a vehicle or peice of extreme sports equipment and fails to complete said trick or jump and continues to try and fail after 3 times.

(Billy is trying to do a kick flip on his skateboard)
Mike: "whats Billy doing?"
Stan:"hes still trying to land a kickflip, weve been here for an hour."
Mike:" that astro-bastard fails at life."

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cum dragon

1. a terrible whore who starts coughing up semen for no perticular reason.

2. a person who coughs up semen in such a magnitude, that it permanently ruins a special momment, atricle of clothing, film or television show.

Jack:"hey stacy."
Stacy:"yes, jack?"
Jack:"i wanna ask you, will you...."
(Stacy coughs up another mans semen)

Jack:"fucking cum dragon, get your stanky ass away from me"

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