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Noun.
The Bro version of a Ken. Essentially, the best man a bro ho (a.k.a. bro hoe) could hope for. Simply put, a bro that has learned to remove his hat, and to comb his hair.
"I think Bro Kens only exist in the minds of Bro Hos. I have yet to see one."
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-noun
A consumer creation made by combining a fast food burger and taco. The taco is placed, with hot sauce, above the meat patty and below the top bun. Typically, they are made out of items off the "value" or "$1" menu.
My favorite burgo is made out of a Jack-In-The-Box "Jumbo Jack" and "Regular Taco".
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-noun
The honk emitted from a bro truck or other bro edition vehicle when the driver is about to run a red light. Rather than obey the law, bros feel it is their right as an "extreme" individual to run red lights. To avoid broverturned vehicle incidents, they honk immediately prior to crossing through an intersection to threaten other drivers to stay out of their way, even when the other drivers have a green light and/or the legal right of way.
Note: Bro Honking is exclusive to bros, because most other people to not stupid enough to run red lights, let alone acknowledge the illegal act by honking.
Bro: "Yeaahhhh Boyeeee!" *BRO HONK*
Innocent Bystander 1: "OMG, I'm going to die!!!"
Everyone Else: "What an asshole loser bro, I hope he crashes and dies!"
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verb, -ing, -ed
To poorly and/or arrogantly park a bro truck. This action is exclusive to bros and bro trucks. Typical ways to bro park include:
1) parking in handicapped spaces.
2) parking in loading zones.
3) parking in fire zones.
4) parking in 'no parking' zones.
5) parking against red curb.
6) parking in other pedestrian areas, including up curbs, and on sidewalks.
7) parking in MOVING traffic.
8) parking, literally AT the front door of a store.
9) parking in front of fire hydrants.
10) parking across more than 1 stall.
11) parking at such an angle as to make the adjacent stalls unusable.
12) parking across stalls (sideways in a lengthwise stalls).
13) parking too far forward, taking the opposite stall as well.
14) parking too far forward, blocking (covering) sidewalks.
15) parking at such an angle as to make the greatest possible number of adjacent spaces unusable.
16) parking in any such way that you block access for or to other vehicles.
17) any combination of 1-16 above.
Common bro excuses to bro park include:
1) to draw attention to your bro truck and show it off.
2) to avoid 'door hits' from other vehicles.
3) because your bro truck is too long to park in a standard space.
4) because your bro truck is too wide to park in a standard space.
5) because you need room for the ladder that it takes to get into your bro truck.
6) because you need room for whatever ridiculous thing you are towing.
7) because you're "more important" than everyone else.
8) because you're "just running in" or will "be right back"
In residential areas, bros often bro park with additional items in their parking stalls or attached to their bro trucks. This may include storage trailers, recreational trailers, ORV trailers, or motorcycles. These items take up even MORE stall space, often blocking access for other residents or homeowners.
A common area to see someone Bro Park is in the Inland Empire, in Southern California.
See also: bro parking (noun) for related information.
"The fire department couldn't save the orphanage, because somebody decided to bro park in front of the only fire hydrant"
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-slang
A combination of the words "fucking" and "retard", used as a profane escalation of the word "retard". When used in electronic communication (txt msgs, etc.), the F is often capitalized to show emphasis on the profane ("Fucking") portion of the word. i.e. Fretard!
Normal Person: "That skater kid is such a Fretard!"
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The section of a parking lot, usually towards the rear of the lot, where all the bro trucks park. The vehicles are typically parked with at least 1 empty space between vehicles, on each side. The concept of bro parking is to park your "extreme ride" as far away from other vehicles as possible. This is allegedly done for any number of bro reasons:
1) to draw attention to your bro truck and show it off.
2) to avoid 'door hits' from other vehicles, or hits from shopping carts.
3) because your bro truck is too long to park in a standard space.
4) because your bro truck is too wide to park in a standard space.
5) because you need room for the ladder that it takes to get into your bro truck.
6) because you need room for whatever ridiculous thing you are towing.
Bro Parking is often littered with waste, as bros would rather pollute than keep trash in their precious vehicle until they are near a trash can.
Bro Parking is typically found in areas like the Inland Empire, in Southern California.
See also: bro park (verb) for further information.
"It was a busy day at the shopping center, so we parked way in the back of the lot in the bro parking."