Textual Friend

Random people you meet on social networking sites (i.e. Fast Flirting, Air G) who you have 'friended' because they aren't half bad...

Don't mind flirting, exchanging pictures, engaging in pointless conversation, and the occasional sexting episode. They love your smile, eyes, and body.

Reality check: Will never work out in real life because they are far and are probably liars. Primary function: ego boost!

Textual Friend: Hey cutie, what's up with yo fine ass?

Reply: Not much just bored outta my mind...

Textual Friend: I wanna fuck ya, you're sooooo sexy!

Reply: Thanks ;) you always make me feel so good he he

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Man Fan

Annoying and desperately horny men on social networking sites (i.e. Fast Flirting, Air G) who wanna 'friend' your fine looking ass because they want private pictures.

Also known as sex addicted stalkers who can't get any at home...

Man Fan: Hey beautiful, you look soooo damn hot, wanna see my dick pics? I wanna be your friend, add me...

Reply: Fuck no you perv!

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