fastsanchez

When you stick your middle finger up your ass and wipe it on your upper lip to make a black mustache.

Hola mi nomes es fastsanchez (as you quietly shove your finger up your ass to get some poo mustache paste and wipe it on your upper lip).

Que paso?

Yo quiero some cock.

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sisjob

See bro jobs but with two girls.

Lisa: My panties are moist
Veronica: How 'bout some help down there. Wanna sisjob?
Lisa: I'm not a lesbo
Veronica: Just for fun?
Lisa: Okay

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cumswallow

a) One who swallows cum.

b) A bird that likes human sperm in its mouth.

My girlfriend is a real cumswallow she gets every last drop when I blow in her mouth.

A cumswallow flew in my window and had a drink when I spooged.

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