A subset of neuroscience that is "totally necessary" because "just because you can't quantify it doesn't mean it's not there." The cognitive neuroscience professors will defend the validity of cognition with their lives, and fight the neuroscience department for their honor.
"I'm in the cognitive neuroscience lab"
"..is that a wet lab?"
"No"
"Well then it's not a lab"
A colloquialism coined by Johns Hopkins University Studens (class of 2021). Used to jokingly refer to male gametes dispensed during solitary satisfaction.
"Have you beaten your bitterbois today yet?" "No, my roommate was in all day."