Ives

A rare STD. It originated from inbreeding in Pine Bluff, Arkansas. Symptoms can include mental retardation, loud-mouthness, social retardation, blisters, uncontrollable annoying singing, sister-banging, and frequent urination. There are possibly more symptoms that will be found in further studies. If you come in contact with a carrier of Ives, be advised that there is no known cure. If you believe you have been infected, save your friends and loved ones and become a hermit.

Waitress: "Your accent sounds fake"

Ives infected person (while showing ridiculous Pine Bluff bicep tattoos): "Girl, I'm from PINE BLUFF!!!!!"

Innocent bystander: "Dude, I think he has the Ives"

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