North jersey

The worst part of NJ. Literally the slum of our precious east coast state. North jersey is overrun by factories, grime, new yorkians, and Yankees fans.

North jersey likes to say there’re better than South Jersey, but we all know that is not true. North Jersey is home to the Vinnies, Paul’s, Mikes, and Brads.

Their shore (not beach you fucktard) is terrible compared to their southern brother. They call a Hoagie a sub, don’t have as many WaWas, and dare to watch the Jets during football season.

I once ran into a North Jerseyian named Vinnie while in Norway. He was so obnoxious and rude that i had to apologize to the Norwegian couple he was terrorizing.

Fuck North Jersey. Go Birds, Phillies, Sixers, and Flyers

Person 1: do you smell that?
Person 2: yeah what the hell is that?
Person 1: oh, it’s just vinnie.
Person 2: who?
Person 1: that asshole guy from North Jersey

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