air resistance

when an escping fart causes the penis to decelerate

yo fart ass just blew creme out

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injun potluck

everybody nabs someone elses dog, cooks it, and brings it to da potluck dinner

"where's woofie?"
"dunno, we gonna be late fo da potluck"

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rasmus

A Rasmus is a small furry nocturnal creature that's a cross between a koala, sloath and has large eyes like a bush baby. Rasmus or 'The Rasmus' as their known in plural, live on a diet of plants and leaves. These creatures are mostly found in woodland areas.

"My garbage was ripped open last night by The Rasmus."

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insania

A cross between the words Insane and Mania. A word created by the great Peter Andre.

"I'm think I'm going Insania"

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Spontaneousism

The act of doing things without too much thought just for the thrill. Usually ends up being an adventure.

Andy took Danny out on a surprise date. Danny found his Spontaneousism flattering .

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a bald woman whose arms were torn off by a shark in a devastating scubadiving accident. her boyfreind bought her big fake boobs to compensate. a date rapist's dream

"what *** fuck?"
"the isn't a bad word"
"who *** fuck asked you?
"the you"

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niferific

Also something that is good to smell. From the word sniferific.

Wow. Your perfume is niferific

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