Awp!

An exclamation of excitement. Usually used before a statement of grand discovery or reflection. (i.e. "Hell yeah!")

Also an abbreviation of a weapon from counter-strike.

Awp! I got me some motherfuckin' cheetos!

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Fat Man Bite

When an individual is lazy or tired and takes a bite out of food. The person takes his or her piece of food (Pizza, for example), holds it above their head, tilts their neck back, flips the food the other way (So the back of their hand is facing their head), and loosely puts it downward into their mouth. This is usually accompanied by a moan of delight.

"Steve was so high last night! He had a twinkie and did the Fat Man Bite on it."

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#420

Gamesnet (Now Gamesurge)'s famous channel for pot smoking culture, sessions, and discussions of many different topics, including religion, politics, and what Sabb put in his asshole the previous night. Founded in 1997, it still exists to this day with many users idling and chiefing it up. No selling/trading of any sort is condoned; just partaking of herbal refreshment. *tokes*

Join #420 for all your marijuana needs! Just don't be a douchebag.

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Dook dook dook

The drinking equivalent of eating something (Om nom nom). Usually stated after consumption of beverage in a satisfactory manner, or used in a sentence describing great affection for a certain drink or liquid brand/preference.

"Man that orange soda sure hit the spot. Dook dook dook!"

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Tug of one

Synonym for male masturbation. Play on words of "tug of war".

"That chick was so fine I thought of her while havin' a tug of one last night"

Hit the on a 12

Shortened version of the term "Hit the G-Spot on a 12-pound pussy", which is originally from Me, Myself, and Irene. Is used in slang to accentuate the greatness of an item or situation therein.

Man, some fast food would really hit the on a 12 right now!

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Fapkins

The napkins you get with a bag of fast food. It's wasteful to throw the excess napkins away, so they are best put to use by catching underwear yogurt.

I got some Taco Bell last night and they gave me like 10 napkins. I only used one, so I thought "hey, I can use these other 9 to clean up jizz!" The fapkins proved useful, as I ran out of kleenex.

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