December 19th

National kneecap day

go ahead, kick your smallest friend, or just any person at all, in the kneecaps but remember to shout 'kneecap!' before doing it.

"hey bro, kneecap!"
*kicks their kneecap*
"shit that hurt, what was that for?!"
"its december 19th!"
"so???"
"kneecap day dumbass."