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Time dropped a blame grenade and blamed everyone in the room for not being able to hold down a job
When you remove a girl bra, and her breast are smaller than they looked, e.g. like Kinder Surprise, but instead of getting a good Surprise, you get disappointment
I took a girl home from the bar, and when I removed her bra, I got a Reverse Kinder Surprise
It's a cellphone not a yell phone
This jackass on the metro was yelling on his cell phone, so Steve said "it was a cell phone, not a yell phone dumbass"
A white girl who dates Asian guys and had a Princess complex
Winnie only dates Asian guys, sheâs such a Rice Princess
Whore Hive a building or area of town full of Whores
We were in the red light district and had entered a whore hive, it was wall to walls whores
When in an orgy don't cross dicks with another guy
Mary was keen on a 3sum but remember buddy Ghostbusters rules, no crossing the streams
A white girl who dates Asian guys
Winnie only dates Asian guys, sheâs such a rice queen
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