hello world

What the harlequin fetus says when it pops out.

"Hello, world!" said the bloody, scabbed fetus.

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Poned

To get pulled over by a pig, po po, (cop) goin extremely fast.

"Dude you got poned!"

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c-span

Channel where Congressional hearings are shown!!!

C-span is awesome!!!

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cockhat

An asshat of epic proportions.

Robert Evans is a cockhat.

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Chin Slap

One whose chin is "slapped" by another mans scrotum; usually a homosexual act.

The generally accepted gesture to identify a Chin Slap is to point out the subject in question, take your index finger and tap your chin. The tapping of the chin can be done gently or performed in rapid succesion to inform others of the level of Chin Slappiness that is emanating from the target subject. Incredibly high levels of Chin Slappiness can be represented by a full, palm slap to the chin area, resulting in a cocking back of the head.

What a Chin Slap.
He's such a Chin Slap that his Chin Slappiness resulted in the breaking of his jaw.

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gibby

a mild form of retardation that comes prodominately in kids that listen to punk and are named mike gibson

wow! your such a gibby, i mean c'mon.

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Pressing butt holes

To press two butt holes together and shitting in the opposite person's butt hole.

Oh that was fun, let's do it again.

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