Bryan is a cool guy. Heâs funny and weird but thatâs not the point. Bryan likes to watch duck videos and he lost his kid jr at dollar general. In fact, heâs selling him for 10$ because heâs poor at the moment. Also, did you know Bryan isnât ugly. Thatâs right, Bryan is NOT ugly. It has been scientifically proven that Bryan González is not ugly. He also is very very good at soccer but refuses to go to college and play soccer. He declines every email so donât bother emailing him. Bryan goes to Bandera HS, so if you see a really cool soccer player in the hallways youâll know thatâs him. You wonât miss him, just look for a weirdo thatâs always wearing earbuds. You should meet a Bryan González, theyâre pretty cool.