jeebweezer

Somebody who is very, very dumb.

You are such a jeebweezer, an absolute idiot!

real

a word that replaces “please pound me harder, daddy!~”, usually in online conversation.

Person 1: “Bro, you gotta see this joke!”
*Somewhat racial joke ensues*
Person 2: “Bro, real.”

papa

A male friend, usually those who you see as superior.

“Yo, Papa, pass me the ball.”

girlfail

A genre of image or video, usually from a cartoon, in which a female character, usually seen to be silly, has some kind of small failure, like tripping over, dropping something on the ground, or sometimes both.

Commenter: “OMG, so silly! #girlfail”