cucking

To enjoy arranging for and watching other men have rough demeaning sex with one's wife. Often perceived as a masochistic humiliating experience for the husband as opposed to normal swinging.

I would have never guessed the neighbor was into cucking until he asked me to bareback his wife like a cheap whore in front of him.

Cheryl stopped bringing men home after she realized her husband enjoyed cucking more than fucking her.

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Asphalt Pussy

1. A prostitute who walks streets or roads, a streetwalker

Tony got pinched when he tried to buy some asphalt pussy on main street.

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ass catchem

A male or female pick-up artist that only attends pokemon go events to meet other single adults. They discovered their love of pokemon after realizing that such events attract the perfect combination of nerdy yet physically fit geeks.

That guy always leaves these events with a different girl, he’s such an ass catchem.

Listen ass catchem, I know you got to get em all but stay away from my boyfriend.

perfect weekend

Sexual intercourse with three different people over the course of a weekend. Ideally one each day, but it’s usually two on Saturday and one on Friday or Sunday. A threesome or foursome, while not in the same spirit, are still awesome, and are therefore applied towards the count.

I thought Friday and Saturday were just luck, but when that new girl came over Sunday I knew I was destined to have a perfect weekend.

Sally was the queen of perfect weekends, if I ever owned a train station I’d hire her to run it.

town whore

1. The biggest slut in a small geographic region, town, school or company.

2. The only well-known prostitute in a small town. Usually has a friendly personality and clients throughout the community.

A woman doesn't have to be pure, but nobody wants to date the town whore.

Joe got in trouble when his wife saw him outside the town whore's house.

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