Fortnite

probably one of the worst games played by anyone who doesn’t have a life.

friend- let’s play fortnite for 9 hours today!

me- no sorry, i have a life.

friend- don’t talk to me ever again.

Creeper

Aw Man!

So we back in the mine, got our pick axe swinging from side to side,
Side, side to side
This task a grueling one, hope to find some diamonds tonight, night, night
Diamonds tonight
Heads up, you hear a sound, turn around and look up, total shock fills your body,
Oh no it's you again,
I could never forget those eyes, eyes, eyes,
Eyes, eyes, eyes
'Cause baby tonight, the creeper's trying to steal all our stuff again,
'Cause baby tonight, you grab your pick, shovel and bolt again,
And run, run until it's done, done, until the sun comes up in the morn'
'Cause baby tonight, the creeper's trying to steal all our stuff again

sharquaad

the ship name for shrek and lord faquaad.
This is the best couple a man could ever ask for.

guy 1- OMG sharquaad is the best couple name ever!!

guy 2- SAME!! I totally ship them