Frodo Baggins

The act of jizzing on a girl's feet and throwing your pubes on them to resemble the feet of a hobbit.

Tim: Girl you have some pretty feet.
Jill: Thanks.
Tim: I'd love to give you a Frodo Baggins.
Jill: Well, I do love pubes.

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Elmer's Glue

A euphemism for male ejaculate. So named because of the similarities between semen and elmer's glue.

John: Dude, I took this bitch to kindergarten last night.
Matt: Huh?
John: I put my elmer's glue in her mouth.
Matt: Nice.

(In the bedroom)
Tim: This is just like a 2nd grade art project.
Nancy: What are you talking about?
Tim: I spread you out, moved you around, tore you up, now I'm about to finish you off with some elmer's glue and you'll probably get some in your hair.
Nancy: Yummy.

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SPAM

An acronym for Special Penis Anal Massage. It's a sexual euphemism for anal sex. It's a sly way to get your mate into the bed room for some anal loving. Works best in a crowd to remain discrete.

(At a party)
Jim: Hey Joy, what's up?
Joy: I'm just hanging out, what are you up to?
Jim: I'm doing the same, this party is boring.
Joy: It's really lame. I'd really love to have some SPAM right now *wink* *wink*.
Jim: Well, let's leave so I can give you what you need!

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NFWC

An acronym for No Fat White Chicks. Commonly used by black dudes who don't adhere to the stereotype of dating white girls who have their own orbit.

DeAndre: What's good man?
LeMarcus: Chillin' dawg, have you seen my girl?
DeAndre: You mean that real thick white bitch--she look like she weigh 'bout 350?
LeMarcus: Hell yea nigga. She fuckin' dope huh? Want me to hook you up with one of her friends? They be just as thick as she is.
DeAndre: Fuck you nigga, I'm NFWC for life. Ain't shit pretty 'bout a fat ass white girl.

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Dude Paste

Like tooth paste it is a semi-liquid. A term which refers to male semen, but mainly when ejaculated into the mouth.

Dentist Says:
1. Floss 1x Daily
2. Brush Teeth
3. Rinse teeth with dude paste daily.

John: Aye girl, wanna give me some head and I'll give you my dude paste?
Amber: Well, I do love dude paste.

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