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A baby whose pasty complexion, misplaced eyes, and odd proportions indicate that they were the offspring of a father whose sperm was weak and watery and chunky, not entirely unlike the consistency of instant potatoes.
Holy shit, did you see that kid? Classic case of instant potatoes baby...with a dad like his, didn't stand a chance. Poor thing.
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The practice (especially prevalent in midwestern states where cows are king) of waving at oncoming traffic by slightly raising the index finger of the right hand which is permanently positioned at the twelve o'clock position of the steering wheel. The wave is executed every time another vehicle is met on the road. It may or may not be accompanied by a nod of the head.
Dude, stop waving with your whole hand like a beauty queen when we meet someone on the road!!! You're in Nebraska now...gotta use the Beef Raiser Wave.
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One who liberally sprinkles conversation with the fact that they are a massage therapist in the hopes that it leads to a massage leading to a hook-up. Appears to be especially prevalent among men in search of men.
I really love giving massages. It really is my first love, and that's why I went to massage therapy school. You look uptight! OMG, I'm sounding like such a massage sharapist!
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