trigonometry

geometry

the act of measuring the length of your penis tip during a doggy style sex.

john: wow the tip of my penis is 5cm long
alex: how did u measure it?
john: i did trigonometry with chloe last night dumbass

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Ludo Vicus Bong

The act of installing a lightning protection system. The words mainly come from old Javanese language. Ludo means Installation, Vicus Bong means Lightning Protection

Darwin: Hey, i just did Ludo Vicus Bong on my dad's office yesterday!
Rusli: Great, now you finally won't need to worry about lightning striking your dad's office anymore!