side jont

a girl you keep on the side

you might have a girlfriend and then will refer to your side jont

"I'm going out tonight with my side jont so keep it dl and don't let my girlfriend find out."

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shelf booty

A butt so fat that it seems like a drink could rest on top of it while the person is standing. Can be a compliment or used derogatorily. Not a term that is thrown around for just anyone, only a select few actually have shelf booties. Can also be used as a proper name when referring to a specific person with a shelf booty.

1) "Mmm that girl got a shelf booty, doe, and I'm tryna holler."

2) "Damn now THAT'S a shelf booty. That ass is tooo fat!"

3) "I'm not doing anything tonight, I might just see what shelf booty is up to."

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wathlete

A wack athlete. One who sucks and does not belong on the field with the rest of his team.

That dude is such a wathlete how is he playing D-1 football?!

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