King of /b/

In June of 2010, Gary Faulkner was detained in northern Pakistan as he attempted to cross the border into Afghanistan, armed with a pistol and a 40inch sword. He claimed to be on a mission to kill Osama Bin Laden.

As it turns out, Gary had posted on /b/ a few months earlier requesting advice on hunting down Osama. This resulted in /b/ going bat-shit insane over the fact that one of their kind went after Osama and thus crowned him king of /b/.

He know reigns along side Boxxy, King and Queen of the anus of the internet that is /b/.

Person 1: "Did you hear about Gary Faulkner? that /b/tard tried to hunt down Osama! wtf?!"
Person 2: "STFU, Long live King of /b/!"

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