Grub

Feral humans who couldnt be fucked pronouncing words correctly because they seem to think that it may infringe on the time they spend bludging $$$$ out of the government...or gubment if you prefer. Also prone to name their children after characters in "The Bold & the Beautiful"

Government = Gubment
Daughter = Dawwwda
Toilet = Torlet
Kitten = Kiddn
Cunt = Carrrrrrrn
Fucking = 'kn
Excuse me = OI!

"Ridge you 'kn liddel carrrn! If ya darn stop 'kn roun wif dem 'kn bikes I'll com ova there n kn' floor ya, boy."

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