Jeremiah

The one I know is an ass

Jeremiah: hi wanna know something?
Me: not from you since you punched me in the eye for beating you in a game

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Tuxedo Bird

A tuxedo bird (AKA a penguin) are a type of bird. They have evolved to be so snazzy that the tuxedo is on their skin.

*at the aquarium*
Man look at all this didelly darn tuxedo birds we got there

ur whole family tree lgbt

The best roast ever to be created surpassing that of things like ur mom gay ur daddy lesbian etc. can only be beaten by No u

Uncultured swine: ur mom gay lol
Intellectual: ur whole family tree lgbt

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Fortnite

That dumb overrated game Ali-A plays

Friend: wanna play fortnite
Me:you mean that dumb overrated game Ali-A plays? I’d rather do something use with my time. Or at least play something fun.
Friend: I didn’t hear you where we dropping?

Uncultured Swine

People who don’t get the dank may mays
Example: my friends cousins and brother

Intellectual: I have a good meme to show you
Uncultured swine: tf is a meme

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Kanye West

He likes fingers in his ass

Nagito komaeda and Sans: fingers in his ass, fingers in his ass, Kanye West he likes, fingers in his ass

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NaruHina

The correct ship in naruto

Wrong weeb: narusaku
Right weeb: wtf lol it’s naruhina auto i dot

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