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When you put your underwear on after a sex without cleaning your genitals and leave an image of your junk in them. Then you use them to prove to your friends that you got laid.
Mike: Hey Benny, can you not leave your Mike: âunderwear of Turinâ on the bathroom floor, no ones impressed that you got laid last night!
Benny: well you should be, it was your Mom!
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When the rest of your skin has reached the level of tan you normally have on your penis' shaft skin.
I'm not wearing shorts in public until my legs are at least dicktan.
The little balls of dried up sex juices that form during coitus and drop to the sheets, only to get stuck all over a woman's ass cheeks.
We had sex for an hour and when she got up her buns were covered with sexame seeds.
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The odd and often uncomfortable positions an alpha male will contort his lover into in search of the hottest, most ball draining orgasm ever.
Man dude, I ran Jenny through a serious involuntary yoga class last night. I had her shoulders behind her knees at one point. No chance sheâs walking without assistance today!
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