Fletcher

A fletcher is a giant retarded person, no attractive qualities at all and literally illiterate.
Fletching is also a male gay sex term for sucking cum out of your partners butthole.

Dude 1: "Hey why does that guy not know how to walk or read?"
Dude 2: "Oh, cuz he's a Fletcher. The guy took too much acid and is now a burden of the state."
Dude 1: "Now i realize all the Fletcher definitions on urban dictionary are completely wrong, thanks bruh!"

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Plumber's Lunch

Whatever comes out of the drain.

"Eww what's that black sludge?" "That's just the plumber's lunch."