turd bully

one that sodomizes with utter disrespect for turds residing within the colon, turds are rudely shoved to the side or backwards, in essence turds are bullied by the penis or phallus in use

1.turd, you had better move, I am comeing in
2.turd, get the fuck out of my way
3.last night was painful, I hooked up with some turd bully that donkey punched me

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triple crown of penetration

within any 24 hr period, if you shoot 3 separate loads into 3 separate orifices (mouth, snatch and ass)in no specific order, you have achieved the esteemed "triple crown of penetration"

the "tcop" only pertains to natural orifices

if you create a new orifice and subsequently fuck and nut in that orifice, you are automatically disqualified because you are way to fucked up

It was cold and rainy all weekend, so "insert girlfriends name" and I chilled in, and by the way, I worked a "triple crown of penetration" (the crowd roars)

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