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that one thing all good guys in movies have to kick before their 'FBI OPEN UP' scenes
Kenny: alright be real quiet they're right being this wall they don't know we're here so if we jus-
Me: *kicks glass*
Kenny: you lil shit
Something you laugh about in memes and reality shows until you actually are broke
Samuel: damn I'm broke af
Peter: at least you can afford lunch
Samuel: it was from the trash
Americans believe if you use it you instantly become Chinese so that's why takeaway isn't doing very well
Person 1: I used chopsticks to eat lunch does that mean I'm Chinese
Person 2: If I eat a taco does that mean I'm Mexican
Nice Asian country but seriously we need more superior high ground
Stanley: so why did you come to Singapore
Patrick: wait this isn't mother russia
if you use this sentence the speaker then knows you don't give a shit about his or her speech and that you want to die
9 Year Old Kid: and then I got so many v-bucks *flexes*
Me: oh that's very interesting tell me more
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that one guy who will uncontrollably flex on you even if you know his life is just sad and fake
James: that guy runs fast
Nicholas: so lame I can run 30km in 10 mins
James: you gay cunt 69 to the power of 69
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for some it can mean a nice person but usually a explicitly autistic man who just likes to fap like no shit
Jake: man that guy is such a weirdo
Colin: he's a Bryan of course he's weird
Jake: oh dear he's coming this way RUN Colin RUNNNNNN