Dike

The sexiest Nigerian man you'll ever lay your lonely eyes on. This the hardest working dude you'll ever meet. If you have the privilege of breathing the same air as a Dike, you no longer need to wake up in the mornings because at that moment, you can consider your life complete. A Dike is someone who is incredibly talented, compassionate, and intelligent. Dikes are often the ones who got away... so don't fuck it up.

Boy: "The internet says 'dike' is a long wall built to prevent flooding..."
Other Boy: "No, you uncultured swine. It's 'Dike', pronounced, 'D.K.' and he is fine as hell. A Dike would never with you. God, go read a book."