Lesbian Virus

a very contagious virus among the female population in middle school that converts "heterosexual" girls into lesbians by brainwashing them to conform to female social norms, which are all over the place.

if a girl says that they are bisexual or anything else other than straight, then they have the lesbian virus because she probably has a female bias anyways.

p1: she looks hot today, might date later
p2: she has the lesbian virus
p1: GONNA KMS LATER BYE

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height barrier

a shitty rule made by girls which states that a guy must be at least 6 foot to engage in an intimate relationship with them.

p1: damn that bitch is fine
p2: youre below the height barrier, she is out of your league
p1: FUCKING SKANK