brb

buy(ing) recreational beans.

person 1: sorry, need to go brb
person 2:okay see ya

1👍 4👎

october 2nd

national bring milk to school day. like a whole bottlw of milk. its compulsory.

child:'mum did u remember to get me milk for today'
mum:'milk?'
c:'yeah its october 2nd'
m:'oh i completely forgot, darn. ill go get some from the store
dad 'its fine, i got it' *goes*

11👍 4👎

butterbody

used mainly by insecure men to try to insult a girl that is much hotter then them to try and make themselves feel better

incel 1:'omg a girl rejected me because im a terrible person, she is a butterbody anyway'
incel 2: 'yeah for sure dude, im gonna go play some fortnite with the boys and make rape jokes haha'

56👍 46👎

october 4th

national slap an incel day! this holiday started in 1066 after a women named kelly clarkson got annoyed at king henry the eighth for calling her a dishwasher. its the most well known holiday ever and is frowned upon if one does not participate.

girl 1:'brads been posting misogynistic shit all summer but todays october 4th! hes dead.'
girl 2:'finally'

6👍 11👎