Coronacoup

A pandemic virus invented by Millennials and Gen Zers to rid the world of Baby Boomers.

Goddamn those Baby Boomers! They’re totally fucking up our future!

If only there were a way to stop them, like a supervirus that only attacks old people.....

Yes! We can turn this virus into a Coronacoup!

Coronacancelled

When a cool event is cancelled due to concerns about the spread of Coronavirus.

I can’t believe the NCAA Coronacancelled March Madness!

Dude I know! That sucks!

Awkwardia

Hellish place where no matter where you go, you run into your ex.

Juan: Dammit I ran into Lola 3 times this weekend! I can’t get away from her!

Amy: I’m so sorry dude. You’re living in Awkwardia.......

Mimi’s Van

The smell of marijuana. Especially when you smell it as a young man for the first time, on the way to Dairy Queen after your feisty grandmother decided to lend her van to the yard guys for the weekend.

Haden: Wow I love Vegas, but what is that smell? It’s so familiar......

Shadix: Yes Haden that’s because it’s the smell of Mimi’s van.

Pre-existing condition

An old flame you can’t help hooking up with periodically, regardless of either person’s relationship status.

Amy: I can’t believe you slept with Adam after the class reunion. He’s engaged and you have a boyfriend!

Lola: Hey it wasn’t my fault. Adam is a pre-existing condition.

Get to 270

A plan to close the deal. Can apply to a presidential candidate seeking 270 electoral college votes, or the finish line of any competitive endeavor.

Outstanding idea......but what’s the plan to get to 270?

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Blindsided

When you’re texting or talking on the phone to a date and you think it’s going great, but suddenly and without warning he/she just hangs up on you or blocks you.

So I was talking on the phone to Greg and I thought it was going great, but then he blindsided me and I haven’t heard from him since.

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