gatekeeper

When a woman(usually fat) falsely protects her freinds(usually hot) from hooking up with guys in clubs due to her large arse uglyness and lack of self esteem.

(in club)
Knock out Ned- hey baby wanna go for a rideeeeeeee?

gatekeeper- ahhhh alice dosnt like hot guys with washboard abs and phd's in physics.

Alice- Yes i do...

Gatekeeper- shut up .. now come to the toilet with me so i can pamper my insercurities( chin)

Knock out Ned- fukin Gatekeeper

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