Greasy Grafton

A nickname for the city of Grafton, Wisconsin because of it's overall shittyness. They call themselves the "heart of Ozaukee county", when everyone knows it is the septic tank of Ozaukee county. Called greasy because not only do they suck, but its inhabitants all smell bad and are greasy.

Guy 1-"Hey I live in Grafton"

Guy 2-"Greasy Grafton, haha"

Chant: "Greasy Grafton! Greasy Grafton! Greasy Grafton!"

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