3

that number Gabe can't count to.

Kindergarten teacher: Alright Gabe time to take your counting test!
Young GabeN: 1, 2, 4, 5-
Kindergarten teacher: wait you forgot 3!
Young GabeN: ??? wut?

242👍 22👎

3

The ultimate number, this number cannot be matched. It is the very workings of this universe, the foundation of life, the opening to eternal peace, joy and tranquility.

"What's your favourite number?"

"3"

"Good, you will succeed in life"

136👍 36👎

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69👍 15👎

3

a number coming after 2, but not overshadowing it. Also a number coming directly before 4 but refussing ro be bullied or made feel less than by it. Strong number, yet emotionally sensative. In other words a number that knows its place.

"123456"
"most people have nothing in common with 3"

967👍 455👎

3

The number 3 means blowjob.

Hey bro don’t sit in the back of the movie theater I’m boutta get a 3.

45👍 20👎

3

The number that shalt be counted.

Example of 3.
SECOND BROTHER: And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.'
MAYNARD: Amen.
KNIGHTS: Amen.
ARTHUR: Right! One! Two! Five!
GALAHAD: Three, sir!
ARTHUR: Three!

-Monty Python

409👍 208👎

3

Often short for threesome and sometimes used a code for threesome

Person 1: “what happened last night ?”
Person 2: “3 🤫”

26👍 9👎