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pennsylvania

like most states, pennsylvania has two large cities and the rest is dotted with small hick towns.

the four seasons in pennsylvania are:

1. almost winter
2. winter
3. still winter
4. construction

where else but pennsylvania can you freeze to death in the winter and die of heat stroke in the summer?

by bumbleclot July 19, 2006

1241πŸ‘ 288πŸ‘Ž


googow

"Google" as pronounced in Pittsburgh (see Pittsburghese).

Yinzer #1: How many superbows did da Stiwwers win?
Yinzer #2: I dunno. Googow it.

by bumbleclot July 19, 2010

2πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


4chan

an overrated and hyped-up website, 4chan mostly consists of a bunch of dorks (who are all anonymous since there are no registered usernames) posting boring pictures of anime and naked chicks.

after reading the top definition on urban dictionary, i thought i was going to be awestruck by 4chan. instead i discovered it to be lame and uninteresting.

by bumbleclot February 12, 2009

210πŸ‘ 162πŸ‘Ž


sunflower seeds

something that all blue collar workers love to eat.

frequently heard at the jobsite: "you guys want some sunflower seeds?"

by bumbleclot January 13, 2009

48πŸ‘ 18πŸ‘Ž


the economy

the reason why you lost your job, your 401k was wiped out, you don't have health care, your wife left you, and your dog died. there should be a country song about it.

why am i eating ramen noodles for dinner every day? the economy, man. the economy.

by bumbleclot January 30, 2009

104πŸ‘ 20πŸ‘Ž


closet hottie

A person whose extreme hottness is kept discreetly hidden (usually by modest clothing).

I had no idea that girl was such a closet hottie. She was hiding that body under that baggy sweatshirt all winter.

by bumbleclot December 2, 2009

11πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


St. Patrick's Day

The one day of the year when it is socially acceptable to be shitfaced during the day, whether you're at school, work, etc.

Normally I would not go to class drunk at 9:00am, but it's St. Patrick's Day.

by bumbleclot March 17, 2010

39πŸ‘ 209πŸ‘Ž