Rubber Hood

An expert marksman in the sport of rubber band archery, matching the skills of Robin Hood.

Dan can shoot rubber bands like nobody's business, he's quite the Rubber Hood.

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cub patch

A cub's extremely hairy belly. Can be seen when a husky young gay man stretches his arms above his head, revealing a shocking glimpse of stomach & pubic hair.

I lost my appetite after that guy showed off his cub patch during lunch time...

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wastarded

When you're so drunk that your behavior is comparible to a mental retard.

Man, I was so wastarded last night, I left my $500 camera in the club!

wastarded

When you get so drunk, your behavior is that of a retard.

Man, I got so wastarded last night, I forgot my $500 camera in the club!

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fartlet

A small release of gas from the anus, but of a smaller quantity than that of a regular fart. One can release a series of fartlets and achieve the same rank effect as a whole fart.

Justin: "I just let out a bunch of fartlets when I was walking past that guy"

Josh: "Nice!"

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fiarrhea

(n.) Extremely painful condition that occurs after eating any variety of extremely hot food such as habanero peppers. Fiarrhea causes a violent expulsion of the spicy material with very little digestion, resulting a fiery hell in the anus. The output is very gaseous and acidic, which more noxious than what was eaten. The victim of fiarrhea must spend many painful loathing hours on the toilet, regretting that culprit bowl of extra-hot dose of demon salsa.

Sorry, I won't be in to work today, I have a bad case of fiarrhea, in fact, I may need a colon transplant.

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harlem globe trots

When you get diarrhea in NYC and you can't find a bathroom.

I've got a bad case of the harlem globe trots, I'm starting to dribble, and not in a good way!

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