JunkShak

Cum stains in your pants

'Matts mum was suprised whil cleaning to see his sons JunkShak, she was not a happy bunny'

Lost in the bush

when a womans vagina is really hairy and the mans penis cannot be seen when inserted

Tasha: Is it in?

Ollie: i dont know im lost in the bush..

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The wrong hole

When you put your penis in the wrong hole in a ladys body (or a man).

'Jade is now blind, due to Marcus puting his penis in the wrong hole'

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