flabizzled

Being so confused it leaves you in a state of existential crisis.

Person A: *breaks person B's ankles*
Person B: *is left flabizzled*
Person C: My bro just got left flabizzled!

Jacinta

a blond person that cant tell her fingers from her toes.

Person A: Omg is that Jacinta?
Person B: Yeah she's not all there.