the odour of a finger that has been scratching ones bottom whilst asleep usualy wiped on pillow by wife whilst asleep
'get that stink finger away from me'
'keep that finger away from me
a situation when an evacuation of gas from the bottom releases small but significantly muddy quantity of poo
'oh dear ive just guffed i now have a pooey bum hole ' exclaimed mary.
a collection of grotty matter usualy found between toes when removed smell resembles that brown stuff at your doorstep.
'took my trainers off last had a stack of toe bogies enough to feed the world from starvation'