pooey bum hole

a situation when an evacuation of gas from the bottom releases small but significantly muddy quantity of poo

'oh dear ive just guffed i now have a pooey bum hole ' exclaimed mary.

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stink finger

the odour of a finger that has been scratching ones bottom whilst asleep usualy wiped on pillow by wife whilst asleep

'get that stink finger away from me'
'keep that finger away from me

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toe bogies

a collection of grotty matter usualy found between toes when removed smell resembles that brown stuff at your doorstep.

'took my trainers off last had a stack of toe bogies enough to feed the world from starvation'

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