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girl 1: sorry but i cant let you fuck me my mom said so
Boy 1:stop being a waffla and bend over
haashim is a type of man who always pulls the ugliest females.
oh did i also forget to add that he's a midget peaking at 4'11
that guy is such a haashim look at him hes short and his girls ugly asf!
The most BAITEST way of saying wanna have sex
dude 1: at the dinner table my gf said sucky sucky and shaggy in bed and my parents heard
Guy 2:what did they do then
Guy 1: they taught me how to use a condom
Extreme act of annoying someone
Geeza 1 : sooo i went to the shop to buy condoms and the shop keeper started to ungle me
Geeza2 : what did he do
Geeza 1 : he said buy 1000 condoms for the price of 7000 47 times
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