nochu

A common appearance of someone in your dreams who remembers and is aware of the fact that you are dreaming. Most commonly a love interest, guardian and angel.

' I keep seeing this person in my dreams, I think they're a nochu'

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haughties

Attractive women you'd like to talk to, but who wouldn't give you the time of day; their massive egos generally stem from idiots like you trying to talk to them all the time

j: my god- look at her
r: you don't have a chance
j: yeah, what a bitch
*high five*

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gotcha journalism

simple, straight-forward questions that cannot be answered by inept politicians.

katie couric: "governor palin, how many fingers am i holding up?"

sarah palin: "you know katie, i'm sick and tired of this gotcha journalism."

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payner

The act of jerking off over the toilet after you have taken a shit.

I was prarie doggin it while I was browsing porn, so I decided to pull a payner and kill two birds with one stone.

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