Gentleman and a Scholar

the highest compliment you can pay someone. equivalent to 'you have kind eyes and a beautiful soul' but no where near as gay.

person #1: steve, thanks heaps for picking my sister up from the airport. you my friend are a gentleman and a scholar!
person #2: ...and there aren't many of us left.
person #1: *chortle*chortle* well said!
person #2: and i fucked her.
person #1: still stands.

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Shaggy

pretty much the best singer ever. lyrical genius and a renegade rhythmic master. and nobody else can pronounce 'jacuzzi' like him.

me shaggy mr boombastic it waddn't me jakoozy selecta cus cus perfoom if me da rice you da peas.

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